This cat is something else.
I point the camera at her and tell her to “Say ‘Cheeeeeese’” and this is what I get from Scarlett.
I say “Smile, little muffin-pants!” and this is what I get.
Maybe she thought I was calling her fat? I said muffin-pants, not muffin-top. There’s a big difference.
“Fat?… I’m just furry..…in all the wrong places.”
Gus walks by and cuts the tension with his tail.
“Is that a bowl of unattended salmon?”
This is her best angle. Please notice that it is a headshot only.
“I wonder if I could reach that bug on the ceiling….”
“Oh, hi. I wasn’t plotting anything mischievous; I swear,” (whiskers crossed).
“Are you calling me a liar? First I’m fat and now I’m a liar?…. Oh no you diiii-in’t.”
She’s about to go all Jerry Springer on me.
Y’all come back,